This is hysterical...

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
-Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
-You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
-At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
-You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
-You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
-You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
-Wookies are offended by your B.O.
-You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
-You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
-You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
-You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
-Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
-You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
-You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
-You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.